The revolution of the technology of the toilet paper ? is already here. We will now have a token of toilet paper (TPT), since this asset has become a life-saving supplement, in this crisis of the Coronavirus, are you ready for the real ShitCoin?. The toilet paper had not received an update since hundreds of years ago. Throughout history, humans have used their imagination when wiping after number 2: corn cobs, rocks, leaves and much more. The toilet paper at the beginning of your story was only for the most wealthy. Then, with the industrial revolution, this could be mass-produced at a lower price. And now, in 2020, in the midst of a global crisis, the Token of the Toilet Paper arrives to shorten that gap once more.
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Criptos against the shortage of toilet paper
In November 2019, the global consumption of this vital well was 10 thousand million rolls per month. But, for some strange reason still unknown, the beginning of the pandemic Coronavirus has caused consumption to increase to 15 billion per month. Source: CoinMarketCap. Either because the quarantine keeps all of us more time in our homes, or that it is the cure unthinkable of the virus. Whatever the reason, it is now becoming scarce in many parts of the world.
The technology behind the Token of the Toilet Paper
TPT uses the technology of “Smut Contracts” (Contracts Suavecitos) to perform the tracking of the rolls consumed and in inventory of their users. With TPT users will be able to buy toilet paper ? and the use of the algorithms of “Ply Count” to calculate the optimum number of rolls for each user. The implication of this system is no more grabbing or fighting in shops for the last package of rolls.
How to get a Shitdrop of this token?
To purchase a few tokens of this new altcoin, users will have to fill out the questionnaire. The questions in the questionnaire will vary, since the amount of members of your household, even the existence of gastrointestinal problems pre-existing. Once you get your assignment from TPT, you can redeem the tokens for toilet paper in your crypto-exchange of preference. Position of Token’s Toilet Paper TPT – Source: CoinMarketCap. The price of the opening Token of the Toilet Paper (TPT) will be 1-TPT = USD $1,64. And you will have an offer of 8 billion tokens. What immediately becomes the token number 1, by on Bitcoin with a market cap of 41.758.500.000. And already, it has had a movement something strange in your price level. With a daily variation of 1,123,9%. Source: CoinMarketCap
Security of the TPT
As we mentioned, to be able to purchase the token needed to fill out the questionnaire. Which, to comply with a series of regulations, not of KCY traditional, but, Know – Your – Colon (KYC) (Know your colon).
According to the company behind this token
“The verification process KYC of each user that can be cleaned by themselves.”
The KYC will also involve the installation of a plug-in IoT iv, as a suppository, to monitor the content of fiber in the stomach of one. But, unfortunately, now we will not be able to buy it. Therefore to start the system has to be toilet paper ? on the shelves. And for the time being, there is no supply of them. In addition to this it uses within its Blockchain’s Proof-of-Ply as a method of consensus to ensure the immutability of the number of rolls in your home. You can read the Whipe Paper for more information of the token.
Would you use this Shitcoin?
Without a doubt, this is a joke by the portal of prices CoinMarketCap, as a mockery to the fact of the consumption of toilet paper in the world, and in addition to taking advantage of the arrival of April Fools, or April fool’s day.